Position Wanted
(I'm a Little Stem Cell)
[On Science Under Attack]
To "I'm a Little Teapot"
(Words and Music by George Sanders and Clarence Kelley)
Parody Lyrics by Marcy Shaffer
Arranged by Greg Hilfman
I'M A LITTLE STEM CELL, SHORT AND STOUT.
WHAT I CAN HANDLE, THERE’S LITTLE DOUBT.
I SLAM DIABETES WHEN I SPROUT.
DAMN! MUST SCRAM FROM SOME WINGNUT SCOUT.
AS I’M EMBRYONIC, I’VE DESTROYED
AILMENTS DEMONIC, LIKE A DROID.
PARKINSON’S SUCCESS I HAVE ENJOYED.
MADNESS, YES, THAT I’M UNEMPLOYED.
MARY HARRIS - LEAD VOCAL
GREG HILFMAN - MUSIC DIRECTOR
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