LOBBY JOB, LOBBY JOB. 
OH, LOBBY, LOBBY, LOBBY.
LOBBY JOB, LOBBY JOB. 
SO LOBBY, LOBBY, LOBBY.
LOBBY JOB, LOBBY JOB. 
GO LOBBY, LOBBY, LOBBY.
LOBBY JOB! 
 
LOBBY JOB, LOBBY JOB. 
OH, LOBBY, LOBBY, LOBBY.
LOBBY JOB, LOBBY JOB. 
SO LOBBY, LOBBY, LOBBY.
LOBBY JOB, LOBBY JOB. 
GO LOBBY, LOBBY, LOBBY.
LOBBY JOB! 
 
STARTED AT MY LOBBY JOB.
RIGHT AWAY.
WHEN I DEPARTED FROM THE FDA.
REVOLVING DOOR WAS ROARING FOR MY RESUME. 
MORE FOR SWAY THAN FOR CACHET. 
 
I JOINED THE 
LOBBY MOB, LOBBY MOB. 
OH, LOBBY, LOBBY, LOBBY.
LOBBY MOB, LOBBY MOB. 
SO HELD IN AWE-BY, AWE-BY.
LOBBY MOB, LOBBY MOB. 
HOBNOBBY, NOBBY, NOBBY.
LOBBY JOB! 
 
YESTERDAY'S FOE: 
TODAY'S ALLY.
IF OF COURSE THE PRICE IT WAS RIGHT.
E-MAILS CAN SO ELECTRIFY. 
FROM FEMALES OF THE NIGHT. 
 
LOBBY JOB, LOBBY JOB.
 OH SO HEART-THROBBY, THROBBY.
LOBBY JOB, LOBBY JOB.
 NO HOBBY, HOBBY, HOBBY.
LOBBY JOB, LOBBY JOB.
 GROW SNOBBY, SNOBBY, SNOBBY.
LOBBY JOB! 
 
I GOT HOT.
 THEN I GOT CAUGHT.
 THEN I GOT BAIL.
'CAUSE I THOUGHT ON THE SPOT.
 AND SOUGHT A SALE.
CHEESY SPREES AND CHARITIES.
 I HELPED TO NAIL. 
ONCE I TOLD
 I SOLD MY TALE. 
 
THE BOOK'S COINED:
"LOBBY JOB, LOBBY JOB." 
NO STORY SOBBY, SOBBY. 
LOBBY JOB, LOBBY JOB.
 OH SO BOURGEOIS-BY, GEOIS-BY.
LOBBY JOB, LOBBY JOB.
 MADE NO FAUX PAS-BY, PAS-BY.
LOBBY JOB! 
 
LOBBY JOB, LOBBY JOB.
 OH, LOBBY, LOBBY, LOBBY.
LOBBY JOB, LOBBY JOB.
 SO LOBBY, LOBBY, LOBBY.
LOBBY JOB, LOBBY JOB.
 GO LOBBY, LOBBY, LOBBY.
LOBBY JOB.
LO-LOBBY JOB!