Your Campaign 

[On Super Tuesday 2008]

To "You're So Vain"

(Words and Music by Carly Simon)

Parody Lyrics by Marcy Shaffer

Arranged by Greg Hilfman

IT'S D-DAY FOR EACH PARTY.
THE G.O.P., IT WILL BE ENGROSSED:
IN MITT.
THE DELEGATE SPLIT.
AND HOW JOHN HIT.
THE JITTERS FROM COAST TO COAST.
WHILE THE DEMOCRATS ARE GOING BATS.
AT WHO WILL GET THE MOST:
BLACK AND HISPANIC.
THERE'S PANIC TITANIC. 
AND IT'S ORGANIC.
SO:
 
YOUR CAMPAIGN.
IS GONNA HAVE A VERY BIG NEWS DAY.
YOUR CAMPAIGN.
COULD END UP WITH A WIN OR A LOSE DAY.
TUESDAY.
WHOSE DAY?
 
WELL, THIS SUPER DATE'S IN OVER 20 STATES.
WITH DELEGATE RULES OF THEIR OWN.
IN THE REPUBLICAN BRAWL
SOME ARE WINNER-TAKE-ALL.
AND SOME ARE PROPORTION-PRONE.
BUT THE DEMOCRATIC'S MATHEMATICS 
ARE A ZONE UNKNOWN.
WHY SELF-INFLICT AN ANALYSIS THIS STRICT?
DISTRICT BY DISTRICT?
OH.
 
YOUR CAMPAIGN.
IS GONNA HAVE A VERY BIG NEWS DAY.
YOUR CAMPAIGN.
COULD END UP WITH A WIN OR A LOSE DAY.
TUESDAY.
WHOSE DAY?
 
OH, THE DRAMA THAT IS CLINTON AND OBAMA RUNS HIGH.
DOMESTICALLY AND OVERSEAS.
WHILE THE HUCKABEE QUOTES. 
AND THE PAUL ANECDOTES.
THROW SUCH A NET 
THEY'RE SET TO SWEAT PUNDITRIES.
WITH MITT AND JOHN, 
THEY'LL ALL BE TURNING ON
A BONFIRE OF VANITIES.
WILL THIS DAY BE JUST A MELEE AND DIVIDER?
OR THE DECIDER?
OH.
 
YOUR CAMPAIGN.
IS GONNA HAVE A HULLABALOO DAY.
YOUR CAMPAIGN.
COULD END UP WITH A MAJOR TO-DO DAY.
ZOO DAY.
NEW DAY.
TODAY.
 
YOUR CAMPAIGN.
IS GONNA HAVE A VERY BIG TUESDAY.
YOUR CAMPAIGN.
IT MAY NOT BE A WIN OR A LOSE DAY.
YOUR CAMPAIGN.
IS GONNA HAVE A VERY BIG NEWS DAY.

JANIS LIEBHART - LEAD VOCAL, BACKGROUND VOCAL

GARY STOCKDALE - BACKGROUND VOCAL
GREG HILFMAN - MUSIC DIRECTOR

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