[On Torture]

 That's Not Torture 

To "That's Amore"

(Words by Jack Brooks

Music by Harry Warren)

Parody Lyrics by Marcy Shaffer

Arranged by Greg Hilfman

DETAINEES: FEAR--
DICK CHENEY'S HERE.
FOR IN HIS SPHERE.
IT'S VERY CLEAR …
 
WHEN A GUY HITS YOUR EYE 
'CAUSE YOUR VALUE IS HIGH?
THAT'S NOT TORTURE.
WHEN WE KEEP YOU FROM SLEEP 
'TIL YOU WEEP LIKE BO-PEEP?
THAT'S NOT TORTURE.
 
BUGS HAVE CHARMS., 
ZIPPING UP YOUR ARMS. 
TRIPPING YOUR ALARMS.
OUR GENDARMES WON'T DENY IT.
AND A HOOD. 
WHEN IT'S UNDERSTOOD. 
CAN BE REALLY GOOD. 
SO NO ONE SHOULD DECRY IT.
(OR DEFY IT.)
 
WHEN WE FLOAT DOWN YOUR THROAT 
WHAT WOULD BLOAT UP A MOAT?
THAT'S NOT TORTURE.
OH, WE'RE FROWNIN' BUT CLOWNIN'.
NO DROWNIN' GOES DOWN IN
THIS TOWN.
AND THOUGH, DUDE, WE INCLUDE 
THAT YOU'RE VIEWED IN THE NUDE.
JUST FOR SPORT-URE.
SO YOU BLED. 
WEREN'T FED. 
SINCE YOU AREN'T, SAY, DEAD.
THAT'S NOT TORTURE!
 
WHEN A GUY HITS YOUR EYE 
'CAUSE YOUR VALUE IS HIGH?
THAT'S NOT TORTURE.
WHEN WE KEEP YOU FROM SLEEP 
'TIL YOU WEEP LIKE BO-PEEP?
THAT'S NOT TORTURE.
 
WHEN WE FLOAT DOWN YOUR THROAT 
WHAT WOULD BLOAT UP A MOAT?
THAT'S NOT TORTURE.
OH, WE'RE FROWNIN' BUT CLOWNIN'.
NO DROWNIN' GOES DOWN IN
THIS TOWN.
AND THOUGH, DUDE, WE INCLUDE 
THAT YOU'RE VIEWED IN THE NUDE.
JUST FOR SPORT-URE.
SO YOU BLED. 
WEREN'T FED. 
SINCE YOU AREN'T, SAY, DEAD.
THAT'S NOT TORTURE.
THAT'S NOT TORTURE!

GARY STOCKDALE - LEAD VOCAL, BACKGROUND VOCAL

ANGIE JARÉE - BACKGROUND VOCAL

JANIS LIEBHART - BACKGROUND VOCAL

GREG HILFMAN - MUSIC DIRECTOR

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