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 Just Following Borders 

[If Trump Sang Immigration]

To "God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen"

(Traditional)

Parody Lyrics by Marcy Shaffer

Arranged by Greg Hilfman

ARREST!

YE GOVERNMENTAL MEN,

AND DO NOT DISREGARD:

ALL THOSE WHO CROSS OUR BORDERS WHEN

THEY HAVEN’T GOT A CARD.

AND IF THEY FLOW FROM MEXICO?

ARREST THEM REALLY HARD!

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DENY THOSE WHO COME FOR EMPLOY.

IN A CONVOY.

DENY THOSE WHO COME BY CONVOY.

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TO US THE GLOBAL ELEMENTS

OF WRETCHED REFUSE POUR.

WE HAD THE SENSE TO START A FENCE.

TO CHASE OFF MANY MORE.

NOW WE CREATE A DATABASE.

TO HOLD OUR GOLDEN SHORE.

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DEFY THOSE WHO COME FOR EMPLOY.

OR THEY’LL DESTROY.

DEFY THOSE WHO COME TO DESTROY.

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NON-NATIVE HIGH-TECH BRAINIACS.

WITH COMPANIES TO STEER.

THOSE INNOVATIVE MANIACS.

EACH FOREIGN ENGINEER.

SO WHAT IF THEY PAY INCOME TAX?

THEY WERE NOT BORN HERE!

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DECRY THOSE WHO COME FOR EMPLOY.

HOW THEY ANNOY.

DECRY THOSE WHO COME AND ANNOY.

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ILLEGALS!

ALL YE MILLIONS.

YE SHOULD QUIT YOUR U.S. NEST.

OR WITNESS THE PHILOSOPHY

WE CITIZENS FIT BEST.

SEE, THERE WILL BE NO AMNESTY. 

OR WORKING AS A GUEST.

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WE FRY THOSE WHO COME FOR EMPLOY.

IT IS A JOY!

WE FRY THOSE WHO COME.

IT IS A JOY!

GARY STOCKDALE - LEAD VOCAL, BACKGROUND VOCAL

JANIS LIEBHART - BACKGROUND VOCAL

GREG HILFMAN - MUSIC DIRECTOR

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