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[On Hillary 2008]

 Advancing Queen 

To "Dancing Queen"

(Words and Music by Benny Andersson, 

Stig Anderson and Bjorn Ulvaeus)

Parody Lyrics by Marcy Shaffer

Arranged by Greg Hilfman

OH, YEAH.
 
SHE CAN LANCE.
WEAR THE PANTS.
LIKE A DESIGNER MARINE.
SEE THAT GIRL.
HER MACHINE.
SHE’S THE FINANCING QUEEN.
 
THOUGH THE PRIMARIES SEEM REMOTE.
MAY GET SETTLED WITHOUT A VOTE.
THIS RACE IS ABOUT MONEY.
SO IT WILL BE WON
EVEN BEFORE IT’S RUN.
 
THAT’S A TENET OF HRC. 
FROM THE SENATE TO DYNASTY.
ALL THOSE HILLRAISER MILLIONS.
STILLING IN ADVANCE
THRILLERS WHO MIGHT ENTRANCE.
KILLING HER CROWNING CHANCE. 
 
SHE’S THE FINANCING QUEEN.
ZERO DEBT.
WHICH IS NOT ROUTINE. 
ON HER SCREEN:
INTERNET.
AND THE WALL STREET SCENE.
OH, YEAH.
SHE CAN DANCE
FROM A STANCE
TO TURN A BLUE INTO GREEN.
SEE THAT GIRL.
HER MACHINE.
SHE’S THE FINANCING QUEEN.
 
ONCE A LADY, IT FEELS SO BLAH
TO RETIRE TO CHAPPAQUA.
OR A TOWNHOUSE IN GEORGETOWN.
OR TO ARKANSAS.
BECAUSE SHE’S CAST HER GLANCE
ON THE OLD FAMILY MANSE:
 
SHE’S THE FINANCING QUEEN.
ZERO DEBT.
UNLIKE HOWARD DEAN. 
ON HER SCREEN:
INTERNET.
AND THE L.A. SCENE.
OH, YEAH.
SHE CAN DANCE
FROM A STANCE
TO TURN A BLUE INTO GREEN.
SEE THAT GIRL.
HER MACHINE.
SHE’S THE FINANCING QUEEN.
 
SEE THAT GIRL.
HER MACHINE.
SHE’S THE FINANCING QUEEN.

JANIS LIEBHART - LEAD VOCAL, BACKGROUND VOCAL
GARY STOCKDALE - LEAD VOCAL, BACKGROUND VOCAL
GREG HILFMAN - MUSIC DIRECTOR

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