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To "Sleigh Ride"
(Music by Leroy Anderson/
WORDs by Mitchell Parish)
Parody Lyrics by Marcy Shaffer
Just hear Beijing -zhing -zhingling.
Jordan ka-chingling, too.
The mall will call a-courtin'
With all Santa's importin' for you.
Perhaps some square bandannas
From the Marianas will do.
Don't stall.
it isn't sportin'.
With all Santa's importin' for you.
Vietnam is da bomb when a mom can shop
For prices that drop.
Why stop 'cause Hanoi's girls and boys
chop-chop?
If it's made
in free trade
it's OK'd.
and they've
Been told to behave.
So what if your gut says:
"You mutt!
This was made by a maiden slave!"
You're wishin' for that
high definition TV control.
How droll they say "from Poland."
'Cause that's Polish for the North Pole.
Come haul your cart and plunder
through each small wonder in view.
Wal-Mart is never short in
all that Santa's importin' for you.
In December as you're zooming toward a cash advance.
Just remember in the new year you can refinance.
When a payment balloon to some tycoon
is one that you can swap?
Pretty soon that balloon is very hard to pop!
Pop.
pop.
pop.
You are global.
phones are mobile.
and the world's your store.
It should please ya indonesia
sees that less is more.
When you guess at the money you have saved.
and, yes, look in your heart:
Don't stress.
or think "wretched excess"
when that dress starts to fall apart!
Just hear Beijing -zhing -zhingling.
Kris Kring, kringling too.
The mall will call a-courtin'
With all Santa's importin' for you.
Perhaps a feather boa
(Hello, Samoa!)
will do.
Yoo hoo!
Don't stall.
it isn't sportin'.
With all Santa's importin' for you.
Come have a ball cavortin'.
With all Santa's importin' for you!
Janis Liebhart - lead vocal; background vocals
Greg Hilfman - music director
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©
2006 The Meyer Shaffer Company LLC. Lyrics ©
2006 The Meyer Shaffer Company LLC. All rights reserved. These audio files are provided for personal listening only. No reproduction,
distribution or performance of this recording or these lyrics is permitted,
in whole or in part in any form, without the prior written authorization of
The Meyer Shaffer Company LLC. For more information, contact
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